Ridiculous Moments

Dear Stella,

I love you very much but you are making me SUPER crazy. I can’t believe some of the things I have done…or not done in some cases. Here are some funny moments that have happened throughout my pregnancy thus far.

1.       While changing over the laundry I started the dryer. As I went to empty it later and fold the clothes I forgot to actually put the clothes from the washer into the dryer. Awesome.

2.       One night I poured myself as glass of milk. I walked to the refrigerator, opened the refrigerator, poured the glass of milk, and walked back to the living room to sit down and watch TV. All the while I left my freshly poured glass of milk on the counter and the fridge standing wide open.  Here’s your sign.

3.       Passed my exit not once, but three times. On multiple occasions.

4.       Cleaned all the dishes from dinner. EXCEPT I forgot that I had warmed corn up for the dinner in the microwave. This would have been OK had I actually put it on the table to serve it in the first place. I found it 3 days later. Can of corn 1, Kendra 0.

5.       Randomly forgot the code to our house alarm. We’ve had the same code since we moved in…last fall. I called Zach in a panic and said “Don’t make fun of me but I swear I can’t remember our alarm code, it just left me”.

Hopefully this portion of my brain comes back soon because I’m not sure how much more ridiculous things could get.

Love,

Momma